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- News in Britain: Stamps have gone up 14 pence
- News in Canada: Moose on the loose downtown
- News in America: Cannibal eats man's face
- Britain: wat.
- News in America: Man throws intestines at police
- Britain: wat
- News in America: Man eats roommate's heart and brain
- News in Canada: Porn star murders lover and mails body parts to government headquarters.
- Britain: Shit Canada.
- America: You fucked up.
When someone tells me that they can’t go to their One Direction concert because they don’t have a ticket. I tell them, “Bitch please, I have to be 18+ to see my acts. Quit your whining.” Then I walk off.
- Teacher: Schools almost over
- Teacher: and this is crazy
- Teacher: but here's three projects
- Teacher: due by friday
SONNY YOU BEAUTIFUL SHIT I FUCKING LOVE YOU STOP BEING SO FUCKING CUTE I HATE YOU
LITERALLY MY THOUGHTS RN OMFG
